Whats cookin good lookin ;)?

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

(via xtra-ordinary)

stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

(via xtra-ordinary)

stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

(via xtra-ordinary)

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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(via mirandaalessi)

canvasoftruth:

Beards are the best thing sorry not sorry

(via mirandaalessi)

parasiticteddybear:

when you hear someone mention something youre obsessed with

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(Source: incandescent-teddy-bear, via gnarly)

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

(Source: hugedickgrayson, via gnarly)

trendingly:

When people act like drinking tea makes them superior to others

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(via bigdicksbylaw)