Whats cookin good lookin ;)?

“I’m an adult, but not like a real adult”
— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

(via notentirelysurewhatimdoing)

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

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unclefather:

appropriating frog culture

unclefather:

appropriating frog culture

(Source: kackupa, via gnarly)

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

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naughtynicegirl69:

Stretch me…fill me…pull my fucking hair while you drive your sexy masculinity deep within me…again and again…hard…deep…fast…please cum in me as I cum with you…coating your length and thickness with my sweet juices…blending mine with yours as you pulsate within me…my pleasurable moans turning into screams as I shout out your name in euphoria…fuck me…;0

naughtynicegirl69:

Stretch me…fill me…pull my fucking hair while you drive your sexy masculinity deep within me…again and again…hard…deep…fast…please cum in me as I cum with you…coating your length and thickness with my sweet juices…blending mine with yours as you pulsate within me…my pleasurable moans turning into screams as I shout out your name in euphoria…fuck me…;0

(Source: italianlady2, via icouldreallyuseablowjob)

mirandaalessi:

nph-burtka:

Neil Patrick Harris Challenge Ice-cepted! X

I seriously love him!

(Source: captainswan-asyouwish)